Yes, I’m somewhere better now, though I don’t mesh with the coworkers politically, at least I’m not at risk for bodily harm all the time! I’m actually trying to become a freelance indie game designer, but unfortunately real life makes my progress on that front frustratingly slow.

Start your web browser, go into the settings menu, and find the option to ‘clear cookies’.

I had that in but pulled it because people don’t use those style drives as often now, but I once got a call that started with “the cup holder closed while my cookie was on it and now I can’t get my cookie out of my computer.”

Everyone has a right to an opinion, but this does not change your employment status for those who are full time.

I plan on knocking out the grid with an electric hotpot jerryrigged for fondue bourgiugnonne. No way that’s ending well.

I work in Information Security and used to get calls like that somewhat frequently. Callers pretending to be vendors asking what type of security hardware we have and what the code level is. Usually when I tell them the halls are patrolled by laser guided dolphins and the outdoor security cameras are hidden in lawn…

It’s time for another Good Idea Bad Idea

Here’s the thing about mainland Chinese people, they will never admit fault. Accidentally run a person over on a sidewalk? It’s their fault for walking there. Heck, a ton of Chinese people on Weibo went full retard when Taiwan walked out during the Olympics because Taiwan isn’t a country according to them. They will…

You are officially banned from the internet for 48 hours. Keep it up with the puns and it’ll be a month.

The game’s not supposed to be 100% random, that’s why it started with the tracker and why the three step glitch was such a pain in the arse

I do love the “being held hostage and forced to fleece inner-city families of $250 per child” look of his advertisement. Learn how to get your coach fired after you show up bloated to your junior league training camp!

Nassau County Police Department saw it and tracked Anderson back to his hoe in the Bronx

I believe they were still in NJ. And in that case, abso-fucking-lutely, NJ does not screw around. A food or gas stop on the way to the range can be illegal.

Madden: “Yeah, now, now, you see, you, you can’t do this. Eh, everybody knows that the Blues are strong up the middle. You, you’ve got to use play action... to make the defense back off. Then, you can, you can shoot it up their gut.”

All it takes is one threat, credible or not, to be carried out.

Accounting for inflation, gas prices are realistically at 60's levels of cheap. Going by time adjusted average price through the 70's, 80's, and 90's, the balance point is with oil somewhere in the $60-70 a barrel range with pump prices in the $2.30-2.50 range. I’d still be okay with prices in this range, and…

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

On the upper right corner. It’s marked with an “x”. Click it and don’t open your browser again.

Funnily enough, its not the only floating bridge across that body of water. And we’re currently in the process of building another one.

Wait, where’s the part where I run into the bench, tripping and falling over, then stand up on the back of the bench with my feet on the collision box but hovering in midair?