Well Ol’ DW used to think the vortex theory could keep rain away....

Or Lady Thor.

I would have went with Angel Island Act 2:

Super Emeralds are the only way to get Super Tails (which I don’t think has ever been used since that game) with little Flickies who go and kill enemies for you.

Cadillac has supplanted Oldsmobile and is now Oldsmobile.

Apparently swinging the wrong way trying to vector in the ball?

Did you turn crash settings off on your computer before you installed?

Probably a toss up.

It’s a bass ackwards way of promoting a product though. 

I forgot this happened.  I don’t know if we should be giving David T a new project to salvage totaled cars.

I mean it’s not like anyone at the police station (in this sheriffs eyes) does any work anyways so why start now?

Near an extended family’s house on the Jersey Shore there’s a guy who owns a yellow Thing. Every time I pass by it (been over a year now since the last time) I loved pointing out to people with me, “Look at that Thing over there!”

Only promise I see is Deegan in ARCA but after seeing Decker rushed up and currently is struggling in the Truck Series I would be shocked if a women runs a Cup race in the next 5 years.

So does cavity fillings count as essential or not?

Many debris cautions for people lying on the start/finish straight.

The Indy Car split came at the exact time that NASCAR was gaining popularity.  That also didn’t help them.

The Aston Martin Fustage would probably be more reliable but at the same time, more cheaply made.

Torch will then spend 20 minutes analyzing the light assembly, at which point David will question why he brought this torture upon himself.

First of all Torch, feel better.

Well, he was technically correct....