Isn’t your state known to have a point system for hitting pedestrians?  I assume hitting a moron in a boat would only be a half point sadly.

Once you announce it, the douche canoes will come.

If they ever get games going for the Marlins in Miami, they shouldn’t bother with fans either, because nobody ever shows up.

They will also have lights for the infield section on the off chance rain causes a delay (rain will cause a delay since it’s NASCAR and Florida in the summer).

Also not a Jeep.

I don’t want a Sentra.  So you get two!

If it was David Tracy, it would have been “A Man bought seven Jeeps...” He wouldn’t bury that info.

Aquatic Ruin or Mystic Cave Zone for me.  But because everyone is demanding something different, it will be Casino Night Zone.

I should have said AND MORE.  The person clearly doesn’t have a moral conscience.

Why can’t we, with the blatant fraud committed, just have him repay the PPP funds with everything he owns if he cannot afford it? After all, you could make the argument that his selfishness/stupidity/Florida Man DNA could cause someone else to die?

That’s sadly what many employers feel.  They don’t trust their workers to actually do work away from the office.

Hmm.... it almost sounds like their idea to pay millions of dollars to executives before declaring bankruptcy wasn’t a good one. Maybe they won’t do that next time....

My brother had a Mainecoon that was definitely large enough to go outside on a walk.  The problem was that the cat was adopted and suffered from extreme timidness.  As a result, the first time he was taken out on a walk in NYC (where they lived), the cat froze and refused to move because he was so frightened.  They…

They needed the money for the instrument case to smuggle out Ghosn.

Well, they tried the FJ Cruiser for awhile.... and I’m surprised it lasted as long as it did.

I find death as a side effect confusing.  Isn’t that a “main effect”?

I’m utterly baffled as to why the Fit wasn’t just tooled to have AWD as an option.  It would sell like hotcakes.

So... Shy Guy masks work?

Each seat has to be six feet apart for COVID-19 protection.  They might not be able to run at a short track - it’s not wide enough.

I hate using anything other than bows these days, for some reason.