This article was going around the Toronto improv community a few weeks back and says the same things:

Being dismissive of multiple allegations is just stupid. Where there’s a lot of smoke, yeah there’s probably a fire. Shame on Halpern for not taking this more seriously.

You’re probably also baffled by the fact, that we have traffic laws, cuz if everybody would just drive carefully, we’d be ok, amirite?

I’m probably biased as an attorney, but I don’t think these things are as intuitive as you may believe. Employee manuals that lay out clear expectations of staff are always needed, IMHO.

Just don’t have a kid.

Follow your heart, buddy.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

Actually, *some* white people went into defense mode. Given that 249 million Americans identify as white I think the general consensus to the video was no one gave a flying fuck. Don’t believe twitter or the media as representing any one single race of people.

good lord that impression is spot on.

I loved “Rachel from Friends” on Weekend Update.

Going to a top college is NOT about the demanding course of study- most of the classes I’ve taken as one-off experiences at commuter state schools were more demanding than those I took at my top college.

Yes but once again people who say “Well I know an athlete who has a BMI of 35" completely miss the whole point of this metric. First of all, the vast majority of the population aren’t professional athletes. This was a metric designed for population health scientists to see if obesity is correlated with a variety of…

So basically, according to this study:
- 70 percent of normal weight individuals are healthy (at least by measuring blood tests)
- 50 percent of overweight people are healthy, by the same measure.
- 16 percent of obese people (as measured by BMI) have healthy blood tests

Just remember to combine this with:

I lean more towards Bernie but I think the complaint that Hillary isn’t feminist or liberal or whatever is BS. (FYI, I too am a non-white woman) I wish other Bernie supporters would take a page from Bernie’s book and stop with these stupid attacks and be respectful of his opponent. And also, stop posting bullshit…

I switched to healthier eating a year ago, and it has worked wonders. My secret was to eat more, rather than less. I told myself that, regardless of whatever else I ate, I had to fit in 10 servings of fruits and vegetables (a cup of leafy vegetables, a half cup of other vegetables and fruit) a day, everyday, no matter…

Gary Busey LOVES acronyms (I spent a crazy afternoon with him once). He calls them his Buseyisms. Here is a little instructional video:

What I want to know who’s paying for the electric bill for all those things being on.

How the fuck does a “college student” afford all that shit? I think one of those monitors cost what I paid for a semester of room and board...