Why need 4 door when 2 door do trick? 

*For those who just want a damn list!!! Stop the slideshows...

“The movie character was an early 996-model 911"

How could you not include the best picture of the entire set?

They should hire her to be the voice on the navigation system.

Given Porsche’s knack for exclusivity, I am frankly surprised it took this long to make a Sally Carrera.

I had the distinct privilege of being invited by a friend on a car rally from Manhattan to Tampa over the course of a week back in 2016. We stayed at fancy hotels and drove The Tail of The Dragon, as well as many other fantastic roads. The best part? We were driving his McLaren 675LT. The car is an absolute monster,…

Everything about this is awesome. W Porsche as the kids would say.

I got to drive a veyron once. The first thing I noticed was it’s a much better looking car in person than in pictures. Driving it was an experience. The acceleration was shocking. It churned my stomach the same way as taking off from a runway. The growl of the W16 and the rush of air into the intakes was better than…

those arent coming down into the 50s for awhile.  those and amg gts are holding their values pretty well. 

[Thieves drive off in microwave]

As long as you remember to take the car out before heating up your coffee or whatever.

So I’m supposed to put the car in the microwave then?

i’d make it a brown manual wagon that is used from the factory.

before EVERYONE starts talking about how expensive these things are to run and how often they break (which always happens. always.), i will tell you it’s not true. my 2018 FTypeR is my second new jaguar and it’s been totally reliable, as was my 2012 XF before it. the benefit of the engines being “old” is that the bugs…

I’d be ok with that.  Should probably switch to the low sodium ramen, though.

“40-50k which I could afford if I felt like living on ramen for the next 7 years or so.”

Oh MY take is shitty? Well congratu-fucking-lations for setting the example dealers should adhere to. But you’re living in your own little bubble. Considering that even NON CAR PEOPLE fucking hate what dealers have become recently, my take is the least shitty, and justifiable. It’s what everyone wants to say aloud.

I had a great relationship with one dealer, I got 4 cars from them. They disbanded a couple years ago, but they were always great to me and gave me discounts on maintenances all the time. Sometimes it’s not what you know, but who you know.

Just watch your State and/or Federal government have some sweetheart assistance package for dealers...