Really. If I’m going to jail for some shit, I’m doing it all the way.

Keep your roundabouts in them foreign countries! hahaha

Why is it hilarious? It looks good. Plenty of people want an ever so slightly beefier looking Maverick, and this does that without having to delve into aftermarket suspension and all that. $3k doesn’t sound like an unreasonable amount of money for a small lift (1"), a transmission cooler, the fancy rear diff (I’m not…

I don’t know, have  you seen the size of the speed bumps at the mall these days?

LOL, this will slow down speculators not at all. Don’t need a warranty to park it in your garage under a cover for one. Two, it’s a Chevy, someone will sell you an aftermarket warranty I’m pretty sure.

You can sober up - if they catch you then, in the car you are fucked. 

No Bro, my car is parked out in back.  OH NO. Its gone!  It think it must have been stolen...  

Guess what? You are likely to see more and more of this. Us rapidly aging late Boomer/Gen X people realize that we are not going to see our Social Security payments - you know, the ones we have paid in on for 40 years - and our 401Ks are not going to help us much when the economy finally tanks. This becomes a no lose…

He has no dementia problem as he remembers things even from 36 years ago. 

“When life gives you a lemon, burn that shit down in 36 years.”

I wonder what would happen if I were to knock over a donut shop in front of a squadron of police officers on their coffee break?

Sadly that’s where my thoughts went, too: it’s his retirement plan.

It’s true -- he’s not got too much to lose at this point, I suppose

79-year-old Dewey Fredrick...faces 48 years in prison

HE now has free health care, three meals a day, cable tv.. hes 79.. to hell with the hospice house..

The guy is 79 year-old. He figured his life was almost over anyway. It was about the right time.

This is how we did 1 star reviews and shame videos in the days before the internet, kids.

Those white arrows on the speed bumps are a lot harder to see than you think. If you don’t know the street, it’s real easy to not even realize there’s a speed bump there, especially when there are no signs.

Well, tearing out your oil pan will slow you down eventually. 

Now this is a speed bump.