Jesus, that is PERFECT.

Hahaha, now that you mention it, it could definitely be spraying. "Being a jerk" seems to cover whatever it's doing.

LOL, there are definitely learning-challenged cats out there. I used to defend my friend's cat, saying he was playing dumb. Then, she texted me and told me he had licked an electrical outlet. Did I still think he was playing?

This is a topic that comes up semi-regularly amongst my friends. I see and understand the benefits of e-readers. I love that they make reading "convenient" in many ways. I, however, only read physical books. I have no e-reader and I have no interest in owning one.

Science has proven cats have the capacity to be much smarter than dogs (9-times more). Of course, kitty made it on here and is apparently about to take a dump all over the dog data. LOL cats, they're such lovable little jerks.

Yes!! These are the only ones I'll use in my office. They got me my own box, and I guard those things. If someone walks off, I go after that bastard! They last forever too.

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Add me to the list of people who absolutely need to know the origin of this, like yesterday.

Could not agree more! I nearly pee myself every time I watch that movie. McBride and Franco's "conversation" about jerking off seems like an appropriate addition to this list as well.

Admittedly, I watch way too much TV (live and old shows I missed the first time around, thanks to Netflix), and I have almost no tolerance for sitcom humor.

I dunno. There's too much other stuff out there worth watching to have to FORCE myself to watch something. I understand the characters are meant to be detestable. It's how the actors play them that make me want to smash things. And Charlie Day ALWAYS sounds like he's yelling, even when he's not.

It's not his face I hate. It's his voice. And the constant yelling.

Hey man, at least I've tried!

I really WANT to like this show. I've tried a few times, but everyone except Danny Devito makes me want to hurt things. All of the characters (particularly the chick) are sooooooooo annoying to me.

Hahaha yeah really. Sometimes I like to think about how confused they would be about me if all the ever checked was my Amazon purchases.

OMG yes. I buy almost all my books from there so IT KNOWS WHAT I WANT. I'm convinced it will soon just start ordering on my behalf, and y'know what? I'd PROBABLY be okay with that!

For the past 3 years, I've gotten through 20-26 books per year (I'm at 19 for this year so far). I spend my lunch hours reading and usually get at least 15 minutes in before bed. I haven't re-read anything in years, though there are a few per year that I say I'll re-read "someday."

"Jurassic Bark" and "Vincent and the Doctor"... Every. Damn. Time.

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