Kum & Go

Not right away because I was smart enough to take that out of the car and leave it on my front steps. However, they must have got my address from the Prada wallet that I had sitting on the dash because when I finally got home, my big canvas bag of money with “$$$” marked on the outside also had been stolen. If those…

My car also was stolen recently. I couldn’t believe someone took it from the Kum & Go parking lot, although the police officer was somewhat surprised that I left it running, with the door open, and a Faberge egg sitting on the passenger seat while I was inside using the bathroom for 30 minutes. People these days!

I had to worry about this stuff when I was a kid. No kids should have to deal with those feelings now, but thanks to a stupid percentage of the population of the US, they do.

“single wing monoblade Bosch makes.”

Ass-air did you say? I’m gonna have to start saving that somewhere....

And blinker fluid

They’re lashing out in pain and fear, for the bright light of the truth is nearly blinding.

Isn’t that Rancid Penis’ Reince Preibus’ Rancid Penis’ cousin?

This, every fucking day of the week! I worked retail for 24 years and 22 of those years I had a box cutter on me every day. I knew I had it, I could tell by the offset weight of my pants, and since I kept it in the pocket I keep my wallet in, every time I got my wallet out, I knew it was there........and they were…

You know it’s possible to go 65, right?

I’ve never been so threatened in everyday life that I feel the need to carry and I’ve lived in some fairly rough neighborhoods over the years. I already have three guns and can’t think of a reason I’d need for my next new one to be immediately available to me.

Jump through hoops? You mean like, go to the gun shop, pay for it, and then wait a bit to get it? I only see one very reasonable “hoop” that every state should have.

Tut tut snowflake

Boo hoo, cowboy.

Would you want to get up close and reach into that car? He could slam it into reverse at any second and take your arm with him

Looks like somebody got a case of the Mondays.

Probably didn’t have gap insurance...

But those are *chemicals* and that’s scary! Everyone knows that a long hard-to-pronounce name is synonymous with poison!