averagenerd
AverageNerdMeanderingThruLife
averagenerd

Whoa. Alrighty then. That got out of hand real fast.

Not enough stars for this!

Keep Counting Crows out of this.

that’s how I roll.

I mean, Sideshow Bob DID turn out to be a murdering psychopath...

At least it’s just her hand he’s grabbing.

Speaking of the Jeep Grand Cherokee, is it just me, or is there a remarkable amount of GC owners that drive like complete assholes all of a sudden? It’s like every Audi owner ditched their Audi and picked up a new GC.

You assume a lot. After all, we are a people who buy Teslas and then sell them because the bald tires are dangerous.

Gawd... is that thing UGLY! Such awkward proportions!

Fun fact! Calling someone’s Geo Storm a Geo Metro causes serious rage!

why doesn’t everyone drive a Geo Storm?

Because reliability is a thing.

I assume it was some sort of rock concert.

Sounds like she’s got herself... a sticky situation.

No, of course not. Trump doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

The working assumption now is that Donald Trumps doesn’t know anything, period.

That about sums it up.

There are no words for the sheer volume of stupid behind this man.