They play the dolphins at home this year. 

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Let’s all take a moment to be thankful that drama queen ref isn’t a cop.

A man working alone with two women? He does not approve.

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

The fact that the Patriots getting Antonia Brown from Steelers ended up costing a third and a fifth round pick... from Raiders who got nothing in the end continues to both baffle me and be utterly hilarious.

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

“Vote for the crook. It’s important.” Edwin Edwards v David Duke, Louisiana 1991. (Trudeau is not Edwards and Scheer is definitely not Duke, but I wish to make the point that I do not want to vote for a crook without a damn good reason).

And if you want to stay that way, remember to vote so Andrew Scheer doesn’t win this October.

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

Phuck

Conversion therapy is super effective, ive met tons of hot dudes there.

Bleaux me.

+1 man and 1 woman

I don’t care if it is sponsored by Nazi Pedophiles for America, ‘Cleanse America of Untermenschen Park Cleanup’ is all about making the playground nice for kids.

let the god times roll!

I just want these stat-heads out of my football. Kick the extra points and leave the probability numbers to the nerds.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?