"It was GORE, hanging there like a runny nose!"

Are Christmas specials for dramatic shows a British thing? We do it for sitcoms, but most of our dramas tend to ignore holidays.

There's a simpler answer: You're all not worthy.

Vocabulary: A family where all the members look alike (particularly the adults) are referred to as "The Van Houtens"

Because at some point, more money doesn't even give you an improved marginal benefit and you'd actually rather do something else that isn't going to eat up a year and ring your fans out a ton of cash.

The script had a role that was written for Eddie Murphy. Considering how ultimately unnecessary Winston ended up being, I'd consider myself pretty lucky they didn't just cut the part completely.

For some reason I saw the trailer and I thought Grand Canyon was going to be like LA Story.

Just googled "Harry Shearer Child Star" and blew my mind…

Maybe not a whole park, but I would KILL for a WA/MM created dark ride.

I am certain many, many people ended up with the wrong Elsa on Halloween.

I have to wonder where the "Oh My God, Look at Her Butt" girl is and what she thinks of being in a Nicki Manaj song more than Nicki Manaj…

It's King of the Hill all over again. I guess Fox loves to prempt Jim Dauterive's shows.

Cut my damn tongue just looking at those masks. Then I stuck it through the hole, one… more… time… OUCH! OK, once more… OUCH! Why can't I stop doing this! OUCH!

Sugarcubes: The band that could not contain The Radiance of Bjork. Can a band be considered vestigial?

Ignore Tim League at your own peril theater owners. He's already transformed a dying industry into a thriving business model.

Ah, but it is an "opener"…

Why is the world in love again?
Why are we marching hand and hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
It's a brand new record, for 1990,
They Might Be Giants brand new album…
FLOOOOOOOOOD!

What if you set a haunted house movie… in a space ship!

Macho Business Donkey Wrestler V Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team

Yeah, and that's in development as well…