Having done all this, he sought no second terrrrrrrrrrrrrm!
Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump…

"That was pretty rough, are you sure you want to keep going?" is barely appropriate direction for a rough BSMD porno shoot. If the best word to describe your 'family' vlog is sadistic, you are doing EVERYTHING wrong.

Is Kangaroo Jack really his WORST film? They are aware of the existence of Tomcats, right?

Make America Gyrate Again!

Why Hollywood Won't Hire Robot Hugging Little Girl Anymore!

Me: "Buh-bye. Buh-bye."
Trump: "But I have 3 and a half more years."
Me: "Oh, really? Let me get you a BUH, and a BYE. BUH-BYE sir!"

She's not 'handsome', she's beautiful!

I'm one SUAVE fucker, and I'm here to say
I'll drink to your fuck any old day!

Bro, do you even spliff? Toked and yoked. No train(wreck) no gain. Androponics. I've got the crunchies. Headmill.

The sax solo of Caribbean Queen. The synth hook from Take on Me. The longing vocals of Could've Been.

Academy Award Winner Marshall Mathers offeres his congratulations.

Watch Blake Edwards' S.O.B. - Blonde (and drugged) Julie Andrews takes her top off singing Polly Wolly Doodle.

"Ah, Ah, Ah! You didn't say the magic word…" has got to be at least as annoying. At least "Neuman!" is short and isn't intentionally irritating.

And Peter Scolari has had a nice and lengthy career too… but I still like to imagine him going all Taxi Driver at a picture of Hanks in his darker moments.

"We can do stuff too…" - The other two guys from Derrick Comedy.

I love the audacity in recounting the accomplishments of Mozart's life and career that "In 1985, Falco records "Rock Me Amadeus" is right up there with writing his first concerto or composing The Magic Flute.

MULDER!
SCULLY!
MUL-DEEEER!
SCUUUUUUULLLLY!

Just for the record, we are getting a Batman movie with a rogues gallery featuring: Crazy-Quilt, Man-Bat, Kite Man, King Tut, White Rabbit, Polka-Dot Man, and The Eraser. Calendar Man and Penny Plunderer are probably just off screen.

"Come Downstairs and Say Hello" by Guster. It pulls from a place of hope in the middle of a deep, deep sadness. At minimum i get goosebumps, usually open weeping.

"Come Downstairs and Say Hello" by Guster. It pulls from a place of hope in the middle of a deep, deep sadness. At minimum i get goosebumps, usually open weeping.