Divorced people accepting and being kind to each other for the sake of their kids always gives me hope. This is a very good story.

The best time to invest is 20 years ago. The second best is today.

To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.

As a Pats fan, my initial reaction was to freak out that it wasn’t a PI call. However, upon seeing the reply immediately after, it’s pretty obvious that, even if you don’t take into account the initial contact by Gronk, he and Kam were equally physical. Begrudgingly, I have to agree it was a good no-call.

It’s annoying me that the realization came 8 years to late to avoid this Trump mess. It’s kind of like when the change was in his favor, he didn’t mind it being forced on people or how they felt about it, but now that the shoe’s on the foot, this guy is preaching comfort and understanding.

“a toxic Hot Pocket glued to a micropenis”

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

I hope his followers realize he’s selling them out already. He’s got a team of insiders, lobbyists and global elites running the show.

If I could shut out all the deniers and gaslighters in my life I would not be in my line of work or even in North America. This is on white people and it’s my mess to clean up as well. I’m here to look at the ugliness and call it out - on my wall - not theirs, because the proportion of these folks is overwhelming. …

Definitely a female. Probably overweight. It’d be easy to figure out who it was based on how they speak, but unfortunately everybody in Georgia talks like a punch-drunk inbred. Since I haven’t narrowed it down at all, I guess we’ll never know.

I’ve been arguing all week with my friends who voted for President-Elect Cheeto, and all I have to say is this: If you tell me you “will not tolerate racism, hate, harassment or violence,” but you voted for Trump, then you really aren’t being true to your word.

This paragraph, out of nowhere, made me laugh my ass off. Thank you for that visual image; I shall cherish it.

The thing is, you’re learning not just to earn high grades and advance IN THAT SYSTEM, you’re learning to enrich yourself.

There’s no way Bush can hoop. His lateral quickness is virtually nonexistent and Barry O would jab-jab-rock Bush the fuck outta his Steph Curry 2s. Whole family just embarrassed. Jeb over there crying. Michelle asking if Bush’s wife wants to run twos, but Laura scared as hell. These are just facts, and sometimes you…

How does a cop with “11 minutes of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

People who usually say that they know shit in their many years of experience, actually do not know their shit from a finger.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?