Come on, lay off the guy. We should celebrate the fact that he is the first law enforcement official to come from what is undoubtedly a long line of butlers.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

That’s low-hanging fruit

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

No way that’s Jeter’s lineup. It’s got the actress with the most range at short.

It’s nice to see Anthony care about a lost cause other than the New York Knicks.

Our anger should be towards the system. If the system doesn’t change we will continue to turn on the TVs and see the same thing.

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

For all his difficulties with his fellow players during his career, I’m finding post-retirement, post-American steroid freakout, post-return to baseball Barry Bonds to be a revelation. He offers legitimate insights into both player dynamics and the technical side of baseball elements, and genuinely seems to be…

my apologies, i forgot just how many teams he played for.

you might need to got the doctor Goose, you didn’t play for the Cubs.

It’s true. Einstein used Uber all the time after he and Edison had a few too many pints down at Moe’s.

One day I picked up a young man. He had just failed his last calculus test and was considering drop out of school.

“[W]aking up vagrants for laughs and putting the videos on the internet” is an incredibly succinct and apt description of Phil Jackson’s approach to the 2016-2017 Knicks’ season.

His first draft: “We are fucked. Fucker fucked us. After Westbrook fucks us we are more fucked. No good player will fucking replace them because who the fuck wants to live in fucking Oklafuckinghoma?”

Maybe he’s the real target, and just keeps getting away...

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh