Even better is the response that checks so many boxes on the be an asshole checklist that it almost looks like parody:

Any indication on how long they take to approve? I had searched before I saw this (and would have given up if I didn’t see this comment and response). But it’s still not showing up when I searched earlier this afternoon.

Yeah. But not if you assume everything you disagree with is false. At some point our biased news coverage, etc., gave idiots cover to turn “consider the source” into license to disregard any source they just don’t like.

I think the theory is actually that he applied as a foreign citizen. It’s full on fucking crazy town.

Yeah, for the boxing Ken doll.

I’ve seen quite a few Brazilians in the US already, and I’m really thankful for that contribution.

Hate to sound like a disclaimer, but you should take that heart rate and blood pressure question with you to your next visit to the doctor.

I’m just guessing here, but if the heart rate is shooting up on you like that even when you lift, you might want to make sure you’re breathing properly. If you had a trainer, I suspect you guys covered that at some point, but in any case, it’s easy to forget about it and hold your breath too much or get breathing way…

Thanks, but I still refuse to read him.

How bad he makes Buffalo look is about the closest thing he’s ever done to accurate reporting.

no - we’re acknowledging that when he wore his hat the way people had for 100 years all of a sudden it was a national tragedy in the eyes of sportswriters and that this was a tremendous fuck you to those old assholes.

I refuse to read him, but I bet his coverage of the minor criminal charges against Evander Kane is lovely right now.

Yeah, the photo of Laura’s is unfuckingbelievable

On rereading the headline, I snorted and sort of spit my drink. So, good job.

Disprove it or quit being a dick.

Get fucked, that guy.

Sorta reminds me of this:

And that Trump is successfully pretending to have come out against the war at any point. Considering he wasn’t against it when it happened. It’s almost like he picked someone that was for it so that he can highlight the lie that he was against it.

This was Newt’s mom teaching him a valuable lesson about respecting women, right? Then making him take her to the White House to rub his nose in it. Never underestimate your mother.

Prove any of that, please.