stick him in an oubliette

"Well, I'll just marry the next ki— oh goddammit."

"I have… the power tools."

all the stars

Water coolers are still awesome, because they can be put anywhere. Way better than walking to get your bottle from the office kitchen refrigerator, or buying one at a ludicrous price from a machine.

LOL "editors"

I was so sad that Margaery couldn't somehow manage, amidst the melee, to grab Loras and run from that place before disaster struck. For all her cunning, appearing to be playing a long game against the faith militant, and being the one person aware of impending danger, it would have been believable for her to escape.

He just couldn't bear this tragic Septmergency. No, wait — Septastrophe.

I particularly enjoyed that his very serious tone was juxtaposed with a bow-legged shimmy as he got up from the pool chair.

Olenna: "Quiet, honey tits… Men are talking."

S1 when Ned was trying to head off

Kind of amazing, really. That same season they unceremoniously shitcanned Mel Brooks' The Nutt House starring Harvey Korman and Cloris Leachman, with half the episodes unaired. Not to be confused with the Traci Lords movie.

Amanda Seyfried's boobs can tell when it's raining, if that helps.

OK, OK, don't get your manties in a twist… First I simply saw Kristen's face, promptly got excited at a rare chance to be the first guy in, and ejaculated the first thing that came out, without intending any willy-nilly spreading of ajism.

It could be, if they ever asked the right questions, and if candidates could manage to debate properly, the way smart people do who want to get at the meat of the issues. People who need votes can't do that very well.

Well… what I meant was that the corporate elite are republicans because the GOP bends over backward to accommodate them, to such an extent that they care far more about wealthy interests than about the precious "family values" or other election-time nonsense.

Hillary is more like Catwoman. Powerful female, does what she wants, sort of a villain but also helps Batman do good, then probably whips him because he likes it. Nobody liked her movie.

Kristen Bell: still hot.

Ah yes, Van Halen "Jump". That feels like two lifetimes ago.

Hillary is accomplished and should make an adequate president, but to some her name alone is a curse; don't underestimate the number of people who would sooner die than vote Clinton. And it's easy to dismiss Trump's blustery threats, as most of that bullshitting is just dirty campaigning and would never actually come…