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Rupert Giles
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Yes. However, there's nothing quite like the McRib. Despite the sorrow and regret I inevitably experience afterward, I cannot help myself….. LONG LIVE THE McRIB IN ALL ITS DISGUSTING GLORY

You mean similar combinations at other fast-food joints? Because this is McDonald's only pork product (aside from bacon), to my knowledge. I don't recall seeing a McHamsteak, or McSucklingPig.

This is the most horrific thing I've ever seen. And I've seen an episode of Two Broke Girls.

Ah… now Chinatown, that's a hilarious movie! It's her sister — no wait, it's her daughter — no, her sister — HAHA IT'S BOTH! Had me in stitches.

I thought maybe it was Tony Soprano, but it's from Hot Fuzz.

I never had much love for OMWF, nor for the later seasons of the show in general. My biggest problem is that everything I loved about Buffy in its strong high school years (especially S2-S3) was pretty much gone by that point. Whedon's fascinating experiments, from Hush and Restless to The Body and OMWF, all had

That's the thing — Calvin and Hobbes do not have voices at all. Watterson only ever wanted them to be drawings on paper. He deserves immense respect for his adamant decision to refuse any merchandising or adaptations (even the simplest like 2D animation); he's a true believer in the purity of the art. The public

HOO-AHHH! HOO-AHHH! The best Pacino impersonation ever was Julia Louis-Dreyfus', when Elaine Benes had to imitate him from Scent of a Woman; Julia told Larry & Jerry that she hadn't seen it and didn't know what she was imitating, and they said that's great — it'll be even funnier.

Apologies for the late review. Some technical issues on the back end.

Yes, I got the Clockwork Orange vibe too. Also, I could totally see this supposed sitcom character (in "Buckle Your Shoes") as someone Hugh Laurie might have played.

In related matters, does everyone know that Kenny's unintelligible lines in the original South Park title sequence are actually "I like girls with big fat titties — I like girl with big vaginas"?

Also he encounters Barney's magnificent, psychedelic belch. That moment was an all-time Simpsons highlight for me.

That's what Hunter (Haley) King is for. She was 19 in 2012, but any recent year will do. Two emmys for her soap, the girl needs some starring roles!

Well, *Daytime* Emmys, but… Still counts!

I even kinda watched, kinda fast-forwarded through the other three scenes, hoping she might reappear.

OK, I will admit to tuning in to this episode solely because I knew that Hunter King (the ample girlfriend) was guest-starring, and I find her visually spectacular. But even I was amazed at how shamelessly this segment was written to be NOTHING more than a boob-ogling fest. I'm not sure she had more than 5 words of

I guess they need bookworms like Jeselnik as writers for hosts like Fallon, who has been quoted on multiple occasions saying "I don't read." In interviews for Shales' book about SNL, Fallon talked about Weekend Update and how he didn't know squat about what's going on the world since he doesn't really read anything.

Know what I could not find on the menu at McDonald's recently? That rare delicacy, the HAMBURGER. Y'know the hamburger? Small, simple, cheap, hits the spot. And they've only sold like a billion of them. I said, "Every burger on that menu has cheese… Can I just get a hamburger?" Yes, they said. OK, a minute

If people shunned companies because of horrendously annoying commercials that make them homicidal, then nobody would have car insurance.

none of which appear to be owned by a timeless, tall, red-haired clown person