Jasper T. Jowls had been in and out of rehab for years. Wish him the best.

almost as bad as a rib-cage xylophone playing the wrong notes

they don't realize we had to actually get in a car and go to a store and rent a video tape to watch porn

Finally.

go on…

Late '60s/early '70s James Brown…

you're the third man I've heard say that

This movie is magic. Fucking magic.

needs boobs

Amen.

I just watched Mac and Me the other night; I am mesmerized by that movie; so many baffling decisions made; I kind of love it.

I absolutely love Watchmen (esp. the director's cut). Roger Ebert gave it four our of four stars, so I don't feel too bad about it.