Alternatively, what would happen if the internet cyber-bullied him into reclusion/potential suicide watch-case?

Don't look now, but a position just opened up in the mid-level rapper position.

, receives A+ rating from The A.V. Club

Plus his non-union, Mexican equivalent: Starz CEO of Titz.

Dean Morgan is a poor man's Bardem.

I'VE BEEN CALLING HIM CRANDALL!

I like this comment so much I'm going to keep it going in the oral, Homeric tradition and post it as a Facebook status.

Say what you will about American Graffiti, Drew, at least it's an ethos.

"I would love that. I would love the idea of what Community would be. If it wasn’t an episode of Community, what the Saturday morning version of us would be."

If this was Long Beach/OC centralized I'd be far more likely to participate.  But I'm not going to the fucking Valley.

Do birds tweet more than 140 characters?

Half-like Conan O'Brien, for my hair, height and general gawkiness, and half-like Anthony Michael Hall circa-Breakfast Club.

Doesn't stop me from calling my cock Epcot.

I'd gay-marry him.

Best day.

HOW AM I DOING??? HOW AM I DOING?!?!?!

High-brow Answer: The Brothers Karamazov

This came out of nowhere, and immediately made this year of our lord, 2013, worth every day.

I think that's the closest we'll ever get.

I kinda want to demand an explanation from Will Harris, but I don't want to scare him off and deprive us of future RR's.