Big Red No

Which are?

HAIL SATAN.

Gotta say, I'm a little underwhelmed by this year's output so far.  There's stuff I like, but nothing I love.  MBV, Bowie, Yo La Tengo, hell, even Vampire Weekend have all put out stuff I enjoy listening too (that's a big applause to Vampire, since I normally hate their stuff), and there's a lot of other solid music…

I smolder for Smulders.  Sometimes with Smuckers.

He was let go and wasn't allowed to retain his benefits; now he pulls double-shifts at Wal-Mart.

"Aw, this show ain't no good." — Old Elvis.

"Hi, Bird…..I NEED SOME SMACK BIRD."

Jesus Christ

The Red Wedding, duh.

THEY'LL NEVER STOP THE SIMPSONS!

(snaps fingers)

My son is also named Bort.

Wouldn't that then require you to withhold actual satire from the satire-starved to cultivate an image that we need more satire?

With that definition, "collegiate music" could pretty much be whatever you were listening to when you first started getting laid.

Fuck off, "Seymour Stein" is great.

There's a time and a place for sad bastard music.

Next up: Primer for Neutral Milk Hotel.

Of Mice & Men, which is being done primarily because the location is a new space at a local high school and the people in charge of the space are trying to get some school board support, so they're doing a "look what service we're providing for the students" spiel.

Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
The Red Shoes
Larisa Shepitko box set
Ministry of Fear