Always and even War/Worlds are both very, very underrated films.

[bends over, presents self to @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus ]

I almost didn't recognize you for a second, looking like a real beatnk for a change!

That's how you end up on an FBI watch list.

Welcome from the Ayatollah, a fellow West-Coaster who alternatively gets up too late to get in on The Index's ground floor.  But read all the way through, it's usually worth it.  This is the heart of the TARDIS.

Everytime I see Coach I get "Johnny Angel" stuck in my head and then, for some reason, perpetually drift between Andre from 1996, and the 1960 Rod Taylor adaptation of The Time Machine.

I'd hope I'd be a B-lister; @avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus I recognize your name enough to bump you up from an average C-lister.  Perhaps a fourth middle rating to delineate the non-daily but still frequent enough posters.  A PG-13, would you say?

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus , it's the Reese's conundrum.

I WISH YOU WOULDN'T EAT CRACKERS IN THE DAMN BED!

It's those ivory hunters, making their way into the big city for the real prize.

You'd imagine that considered the non-gentrified state of Sesame, and especially the rampant HIV diagnoses of the late 80s/early 90s, that the Count has never contracted some hematic disease.

Kevin Clash has been off the show for months now.

"I call this the full-fisted prostate exam."

He's photographed here like we just walked in on him masturbating.

I remember listening to Radio Disney circa 97-98, when, in the 4 o'clock hour they always did their story that some caller wrote the next installment of, and I never got through the call-in line to add to the story.  Fucking bullshit is what it was.

The only thing "Pump Up the Jam" was missing was a Space Jam tie-in.

—Kirsten Dunst

I just wanna enlist in the Duck Dodgers and get the future over with.

Chill out, Donald Glover.  It was a shitty movie, anyways.

AV Club is really rapey today.  Not cool, guys.