Excuse me, but I am also named Bork.

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It was all a dream……………!

The Gulf of Tonkin was what Fat Nixon called the gap between the front of his neck and the point where the skin of his chinny jowls touched the very tip of his fatted breastbone.

It's gotta be very cathartic to publicly impersonate the man who molested you with a band that audibly molests thousands.

Because he looks like Seth Meyer's older, meth-addicted cousin?

Hell, even Roseanne had to get paid to have TV sex with Garry Shandling.

In Alternate Universe, Fat Nixon ate Checkers, did not get elected in 1968.

Yeah, he really blew up there.

I don't care how much the check is, I'm not going back to Vegas with you, Mike, and Bobby.

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The thing I found most fascinating about the whole Schweiber affair was the seeming callousness of Neal's older brother, who looked at it as a way to gain materialism by playing on the emotional turmoil of the parents.  That made me turn against him when he decided to make a move on Lindsey.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I'M PETE TOWNSHEND!

I've posted about this before, but:

ONION PIZZA SEX HAUS?

Catholicism is an interesting case because of how centralized it's been for centuries.  Traditionally, most faith's functioned on the local level — each priest/pastor/rabbi/imam/etc comments on their own, with a small bit of spiritual insight from the higher-ups, but, unless something was said that was inherently…

WHOA, you two??

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Menage e trois