<——-Well, duh.

Funny, I always thought your's was from Leonard Washington's line in the World Series of Dice sketch from Chappelle.

It's the ocean waves of the world.  Weird, but it's the internet.  Embrace the absurdity of the medium, let the waves break and roll back, lull you over the horizon.

This has happened a few times between some of my male-female friends after breakups.  We're all mid-20s and a number of those relationships were forged around 20-21, so now a lot of them are contemplating being a full-fledged "adult" and single.  So some of them get drunk and make ill-advised passes and platonic,…

Yeah, high-commodity women like that end up having inboxes loaded (hah!) with unnecessary comments, usually "What's up?" or "Nice tits, sweet cheeks, wanna fuq?"

1) You are my hero, @avclub-19b1e8d29a0f4d71a95a48a7123d0502:disqus

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus it's ok,  Fyvush Finkel got the same results.

Wow, this had to be one awkward date.

Tom Green?

Happy birthday to my favorite frog!

I've already got the live stripper to put in prior to the oven.

Be sure to visit California Adventure for a fair share of adult beverages.  Adds a whole different slant to the Magic Kingdom.

@GhaleonQ:disqus Curious that AD refers to his congregation as "Catholics" and not "Orthodox," unless he means Catholic "universal" sense and not the "Pontiff of Rome" sense.

Move to the West Coast — get in on the ground floor.

The goddamn column of the week, ladies and diks!

This is the kinda shit that ends up building into that Louis CK routine about the waitress he takes home, and how she will always say no but tells him later that she just wanted him to essentially rape her.

Thanks, Dr. Drew.

Would you say you're disqusted?

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Pretension is, unfortunately, in the eye of the beholder pretending to be objective.  It means nothing now because it's almost always copped by those attempting to lord not simply their knowledge of tangible culture, but what all that tangible culture really mean.  It's the narcissistic need to have a primal step…