@avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus perhaps; I have used those washed-and-ready bags before (in fact, I'm pretty positive that's what I had in my crisper), so who knows.  I'd also had a bit of store-bought gelato about an hour later, so I have no clue if that could be a contributor. I've been able to keep…

Definitely, but hearts and hugs back to you for our AV community empathy.  Brightens my day.

That's news I can use.

Todd, this is another exemplary piece of writing.  Honestly, even beyond your coverage of Sopranos, this rivals some of your strongest writing to date.

I think I hate The Smiths, but I keep listening to them hoping that I can crack it.

Congratulations, @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus !  We true believers read all the threads, and this is a tremendous step for you.  Order the 12oz steak tonight.  Who cares?  You're salaried!  Leave the office 12 hours early!  Who cares?  You're salaried!

Dude, happy birthday! Saul Bass, fuck yeah.

Not handing out more advice, since you've got enough, but just a hearty good luck and godspeed in your search.  I've been there and, although I've hit the point where talk-therapy hasn't been very fruitful to me in the past few years, it was a process very worth initializing.

Olivia and Alice, top two female names of all time.

Bernice

It's double frustrations for me.

Hey man, it's a wedding, not Comic-Con.

@LJo1:disqus I always tell the unpopular, struggling kids younger than me: "While all the cool kids are going out and getting laid, everyone else is developing a personality."

When did proms become Zooey Deschanel movies?

Comes with complimentary ringworm.

I'm opposed to bangs on participles.

My mistake!

I've been trying to eat a bit healthier, and had some of that salad/lettuce-in-a-bag they have at the supermarket, and promptly diarrhea'd it some 3 hours later and felt like shit for another 6 hours.

Yeah, I'm not even 30, but reading your comment made me go, "Shit, I remember the original trailers for those and say, 'Psh, baby stuff.'"

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