I see what you did there.

Spermatozoa, but they're rather indistinguishable.

"Maybe this will finally convince my son to go get a real job." — Jason Heller's mom.

Rabin wins Vibe Award.

Paul Simon's Paul Simon was just what Paul Simon needed to break free from the creative restraints of Simon's tenure in Simon & Garfunkel, with his bandmates consistently casting a creative shadow over his undervalued artistry at the time.

So we have you to thank for the "Separate Ways" music video.

I'm always torn on film adaptations like this; the novel is brilliant simply for its words.  Like On the Road or larger, epic masterpieces like Ulysses, Fear & Loathing is fantastic not purely for its narrative ideas, but rather how they are manufactured through words.  Great literature can get into your head and…

The prison is looking more and more like Manzanar every episode.

Between her, Palicki, and that other nerd gal, Landry and quite a harem that I would wholly approve of.

Movie would have been saved if Coach walked in and gave Smollett-Bell a dressing down before promoting her to junior assistant coach.

What @Scrawler2:disqus says.

Black Phoenix, forever and ever, amen.

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus my pop died 10 years ago from pancreatic cancer at 51.  All I can say is I think you have the right outlook.  My general advice: if you guys have a group of friends in common, see if you can organize weekly meals to give his family that they can throw in the oven to heat…

Butting in, but you kids have some of the best, honest relationship outlooks this side of forever (common sense, I know, but still relatively rare).
Get that happiness, bitches!

(actually posted this in the wrong spot goddammit)

As a male on OKC, it's basically become a passing amusement for me, almost to the point of boredom.

Congrats!  I'll be by to move my stuff in on Saturday.

My paltry suggestion: get two things of equal value, for two different reasons.

Stop sleeping with Justin Bieber, and you'll probably feel ok again.

I get that in the far left corner of my left eye sometime!  Usually under more-than-usual stress.