Sound City Players versus Pimlico High School's "Improvaganza!" this Friday night at the county gym.  Softball Booster Club will be selling diet soda, punch, and single-serving cookie packs for $2.50 each, benefiting the girl's softball teams trip to historic Williamsburg, VA!

Get off….my….network!

Ha!  It's funny because animal abuse.

I've been looking for this one clip for months.

Ooh, Bartman!  Topical!

Incorrect, but it's ok; you're still more than welcome to have the free and coffee and pastries in the reception area.

and real heroes.

(golf swing)

This episode was only missing Elliot Gould in its "Tribute to 1974."

Technically don't Rise and Dawn mean the same thing?  Couldn't this just be Rise of the Planet of the Apes: The Risening?

The irony is that its a good fucking song.

We need an honorary beat by Rappin' Jake Sisko.

I raise you a "Waste Land" but "Prufock" is pretty much the tits, though.

Hope (but pretty sure) Zulkey realizes WCW's short brilliance is, in fact, the greatest ode to martial infidelity ever.

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET

AVClub, I've given you all, and now I'm nothing.

tl;dr

Francesco Marciuliano wants to turn your face to a port-a-potty.

I'm in love and must start watching Parenthood post haste.

The first speech was manageable, but the second killed the episode for me — the first time I ever felt Community condescended towards its audience.