The AV Club wikileaks is revealing a new gimmick poster every week.

*chases squirrel with a stick*
hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee

*chases squirrel with a stick*
hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee

Tell us more about these horses.

Tell us more about these horses.

Todd Van Der Werff

Todd Van Der Werff

You could beat up Norman Mailer together!

You could beat up Norman Mailer together!

Was that the rumors of him getting on with one of the 9/11 widows?  Pretty sure they debunked those.

Was that the rumors of him getting on with one of the 9/11 widows?  Pretty sure they debunked those.

I would actually really enjoy a CK bit about how unbelievably difficult it'd be to not get caught, and how if he was in that situation he'd continually fuck it up.

I would actually really enjoy a CK bit about how unbelievably difficult it'd be to not get caught, and how if he was in that situation he'd continually fuck it up.

I'd probably throw the whole Always Sunny gang up there — despite the black heart at the core of their show, they really seem to have a genuine and compassionate demeanor between each other and towards the fans that think the world of their little pet project.

I'd probably throw the whole Always Sunny gang up there — despite the black heart at the core of their show, they really seem to have a genuine and compassionate demeanor between each other and towards the fans that think the world of their little pet project.

My understanding is that Springsteen knew Scialfa from the early 80s but married Julianne Phillips within a year of meeting her (ah, impetuous romance).  This led to him being estranged from Scialfa, until the marriage dissolved in 87 and Springsteen recorded Tunnel of Love, when he asked Scialfa to come sing on the…

My understanding is that Springsteen knew Scialfa from the early 80s but married Julianne Phillips within a year of meeting her (ah, impetuous romance).  This led to him being estranged from Scialfa, until the marriage dissolved in 87 and Springsteen recorded Tunnel of Love, when he asked Scialfa to come sing on the…

My conservative Ayatollah wants nothing but the best for Miss Lawrence and Miss Brie, to have long, unharmed careers and serve as positive female role models.  My liberal Ayatollah wants them to make a sex tape together and hand deliver it directly to my eye.

My conservative Ayatollah wants nothing but the best for Miss Lawrence and Miss Brie, to have long, unharmed careers and serve as positive female role models.  My liberal Ayatollah wants them to make a sex tape together and hand deliver it directly to my eye.

I envy Springsteen only in that there's no possibility to ever measure up to the Boss' stature.