Did Handlen just write "Family-in-law?"  Did he get hitched and the rest of the AVClub multiverse was not privy?  You know you people are reluctant royalty in our lives, we have an affinity for6 your lives and loves alongside pop culture (like characters in a Joss Whedon show), and we expect you to act accordingly…

I'd love to read her breakdown of Beastie's "Girls."

I'd love to read her breakdown of Beastie's "Girls."

Q: What's the sound of one-hand clapping?
A: The new Decemberists album.

Q: What's the sound of one-hand clapping?
A: The new Decemberists album.

Billy Corgan.

Billy Corgan.

That would actually be a fun variation on their pesudo-miniseries, if they spent an arc dealing with the various horror/ghost tropes of theater.

That would actually be a fun variation on their pesudo-miniseries, if they spent an arc dealing with the various horror/ghost tropes of theater.

At least he can always fall back on….oh wait….

At least he can always fall back on….oh wait….

Ich bin ein lady-baster.

Ich bin ein lady-baster.

I'd love to have a Gandolfini/DeVito whore-off.

I'd love to have a Gandolfini/DeVito whore-off.

His last album is rather remarkable for someone who's been out of the "scene" for so long.  Forget the name-changes, like all people he's constantly changing.  And his voice is STILL immaculate.

His last album is rather remarkable for someone who's been out of the "scene" for so long.  Forget the name-changes, like all people he's constantly changing.  And his voice is STILL immaculate.

Funny thing about my thetan levels is that it's buried somewhere inside my cock.

Funny thing about my thetan levels is that it's buried somewhere inside my cock.

Come on, dudes, no Henry Fonda and Jimmy Stewart?  Those guys were political opposites, roommates, and life-long friends.  Fuck, they got matching tattoos "BROS 4 LYFE" and Wonder Twin rings.