Lurches forward?  Or slouches toward Bethlehem?

This baby's like a town charter now.  All we need is Miles Standish to initial.

Brett Butler.  She's meth to Poundstone's malt liquor.

Brett Butler.  She's meth to Poundstone's malt liquor.

Just enough.  That song slays that whole album.

Just enough.  That song slays that whole album.

I'm honored, esteemed gentlemen of the comment boards.

I'm honored, esteemed gentlemen of the comment boards.

The title will be "Take Your Body Downtown."  A stunning phrase that she's too original to repeat countless times.

The title will be "Take Your Body Downtown."  A stunning phrase that she's too original to repeat countless times.

How ever it plays out, there will be too much "Start Me Up" and too little "Play With Fire."

How ever it plays out, there will be too much "Start Me Up" and too little "Play With Fire."

Ironic that Gentle Herpes, too, has commented that they are, themselves, a liar and cannot be trusted?

Ironic that Gentle Herpes, too, has commented that they are, themselves, a liar and cannot be trusted?

Aww man they deleted my comment.  One day, I'll show you.  Bestiality humor will have a comeback!

Aww man they deleted my comment.  One day, I'll show you.  Bestiality humor will have a comeback!

Better butt in before Brett's big book of butts butchers batteries of B-blockbusters bent on broad boobery.

Better butt in before Brett's big book of butts butchers batteries of B-blockbusters bent on broad boobery.

Blue.  Mother.  Fuckin. Blue.

Blue.  Mother.  Fuckin. Blue.