This is where I feel the only valuable political groups are Libertarians and Socialists. Because it's essentially a debate between too-much and not-enough. If our political establishments were only populated by those ideologies, then we'd actually have an ideological debate among people who are trying to negotiate a…

References are the dumbest, silliest aspect of job apps. You could get any schlub on the street to impersonate any position with the right coaching.

I think a lot of the paranoia comes from the Kafkaesque possibility that someone would discover it and over-react, Helen Lovejoy status, making it their crusade to cleanse the community of an impurity. It seems silly, definitely, and I'm sure it seems silly to the person who thinks it, too (hell, I've been the person…

"Be healthy enough"?

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It feels like every letter this week is distressed but normal, save for SNIP, who just reeked of entitlement to me.

That song always struck me as musical tattoo sleeves.

The Collected Works of the Bloodhound Gang.

Wait, they're still giving you ten days of work?

GIVE ME MORE SLINGS & ARROWS! STICK IT IN MY VEINS. This interview has given me too much hope.

Didn't they do Larry Sanders already with their Top 10 most important/best episodes?

Ayatollah's Open Forum

Cookie Vago, you're covering my people and the church I grew up in next week.I'm inching for it.

It catered to me.

I was more impressed with Drive when I found out it wasn't a Transporter knockoff, but more in the Walter Hill/The Driver vein.

Almost every superhero movie ever, by convincing me they'll be half as exciting as the trailers. DC is especially guilty.

Line of the night: "The people have the right to know who they're gonna vote for for governor."

Yeah, that's where I'm in the "just say you want to end the topic" camp, as opposed to "spout off hippie bullshit that when I ask why, you decide to talk about the beauty of the soul and the universe".

And even if it was "highly sexual", woman could have footage of a gangbang on her Instagram and it's still highly inappropriate to make PHOTO's request.

Bartender Dad is a great, new character who should appear more often.