They imply both backstories - sometimes in the same movie!

…centuries of pre-credit sequences?

There's probably some interesting film/sociological criticism to be had arguing that without the Disney Princess mythologizing, monarchy (even symbolic) as a concept would be a lot less popular in 2017.

No, Trump regularly consults Barron for advice on the Cyber.

There was also, when commenting on a prison gangrape while he was mayor:
"“I was angry because she was raped, that’s one thing. But she was so beautiful, the mayor should have been first. What a waste.”
https://www.washingtonpost….

Eric is the Tiffany of the Trump kids who aren't Tiffany.

He's versatile!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I mean, he is a Daily Show correspondent (and probably the best one at the moment).
That's exactly the position Colbert was in when he hosted.

I'm sure South Park's used it. But I don't think the picture was of Trump and Conway.

Well, I can think of one asshole who really cares about it.

I'm not entirely sure I get your argument. I'm assuming it's not this, but I'm reading it as, "Journalists can't be compared to a minority! Some of them are good!"

Hasan was great!

Hell, even the DS had one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Right? No one is actually trapped in the loop, and the timeline clearly goes on since they made it to the Eden-ic far future.

So in the full cut, does the character/actor with ectrodactyly (the neither-human-nor-mutant guy) actually do anything, or is his appearance just as pointlessly exploitative as it seems in the MST3K version?

Maybe don't watch Avalanche (the next episode) then. Although it does have an improbable re-appearance of Danny.

I'm pretty sure the actor's real head was in the torso. The android was guided to the table, and when it got down it just took a few steps to get off camera. As it did it, it seemed pretty clear it didn't have a real person's eyes behind the mask.

I was expecting him to be an Operation Paperclip recruit, but this was better.

"Is Kreiger hard at work?"
"He might literally be."

I think when they realized Trump wasn't even going to show, someone just said "Fuck it."