OR IF YOU JUST KNOW THE WORD "SACRED", THAT WORKS TOO

*points, opens mouth, screeches*

Of course, as a member of the AV Club Commentariat you'd be honor-bound to simply stand there yelling WHERE'S FIREFLY? over and over anyway, so it's probably for the best.

vampires/bat
Heh.

If you ever go to Hearst Castle, you should ask them about Citizen Kane. It's pretty hilarious.

I know Bee announced her thing a while back, but I'd expect the real WHCD to have some serious bite as well. They got current Daily Show MVP correspondent Hassan Minhaj, not Rich Little.

I'm sure if the Henry Hill triple-stumper was about My Blue Heaven, they'd have gotten it instantly.

Also, the first three movies don't make up a "trilogy" any more than the first three Bond movies do.

So are noir porn parodies really a thing?
Asking for a friend.

When Blaine starting going all "Wait, wait, stop," I thought for sure he was about to reveal the amnesia was an act all along.

"perfectly mixed on-screen stream of sudden adulation, snark, and asinine tangents"
Too Easy

I haven't been following it closely, so maybe this was just damage control, but on Newshour Bernie said Osoff simply didn't ask for his endorsement.
https://youtu.be/4WS0FClnH8…

Current House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy? (I mean still not great, but…)

But surely a Trump impression show will turn the timeslot around!

And yet he keeps popping up as a cable news expert even though we have a perfectly good Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
(And professional scientists, but they tend to not be the strongest orators.)

Jeopardy! Point of Order!
An EMP is not the result of a nuclear blast, it is simply a result. And not exactly the most notable one.

The word is ovo-lacto-vegetarian, although generally only major pedants insist on it.

Wait, California Rolls used to have actual crab??

That's ridiculous. Florida is nowhere near Idaho!

Aren't we all a little nostalgic for 2010 now?