My dudes, MY DUDES, don't lie to me! Tell me, where did you skate last night?!

Sock it to HIM?

Ugh.

I was going to say they were really into the Mirror Universe episodes, but then I realized that even the Terran Empire seems to be pretty racially egalitarian, at least among humans.

Syaf was later shocked to discover that most of the people leading Disney/Marvel are Christian and/or Jewish, I guess?

Yeah, but… compatibility seems limited, if you get my meaning. Anatomically.

No, I think "bits" is a measure of how good a game system is. It only makes sense. That way, all you have to do to get the best is do the math!
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Ah, you're right. Then again, depending on how you're definition, we had vibrating controllers several years before that. Though if you can figure out how to work a Rumble-Pack N64 controller into a sexy setting you probably deserve a medal, and/or a chiropractor.

(The 2600 had Pitfall! in 1982, so…)

Don't be ridiculous. We didn't get a sex toy controller until the Dreamcast.

Though at least the events depicted in that game were consensual.

If you can keep them sheltered, you should start them off with the Odyssey, and make the follow the path you did. Until some arbitrary point when you make them jump from the NES to the PS5 or whatever and act like nothing's weird.

It's the Atari. They all look like that.

So was the "…my wife" intentional? I feel like he didn't even realize he went full Borat until just after he said it.

Nanook was a pretty terrible response for that "Explorers Club" clue. Nanook didn't explore anything, with the possible exception of the boundaries of film as a medium: https://youtu.be/sRbxK27eQY…

At least it provided the world with a powerful metaphor for abject failure.
You know, for ballads and such.
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STAHP FIGHTING!!!

Wilson doesn't count as dementia.

Luckily, my test anxiety will ensure my heart rate will be firmly in the red zone! LIFE HACK.

I remember when Rotten Tomatoes only aggregated current events coverage.