Lupita Nyong'o - the most beautiful actress working (now? is this her first movie?). She is almost painful to look at.

I miss the old days of orange comments and Mr. Freeze jokes. Hi AV Club, do you offer a commenting system for someone like me? 

WHO?!?!?

This sounds like a great idea!

Ugh Gameological is blocked from work, I hope this doesn't wind up blocking the whole site, just when you guys became available again. :(

Christopher Eccleston's character in Shallow Grave I think takes it, maybe second to Leland Palmer as far as "scariest fucking unhinged behavior, is that guy drilling HOLES in the fucking CEILING?"

Yeah, I mean this is the thing that bugs me in general about this show; "support" seems to mean "unconditional acceptance of what anyone desires to do at any given moment" and it is far worse to not "support" someone in that manner than to be like "hey, we kind of need to talk about the incoming vs outgoing funds…

My brother was staying with us for a while and he started calling this show "Drama Show" because of all the like guitar-intro'ed emotional scenes.

"Guys, bad news, looks like the Christmas Bonus isn't happening this year." - CEO of Red Gauze Curtains, Inc.

Yep. I was dead sober and was like "am I drunk? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"

I mean we have all been waiting for that Black Hawk Down sequel

So tell me: did Glee consist of Lea Michele breaking down in just the right pretty-cry way?

Wicked fucking hot, he is still hot, and I fell in love with him I think in Tombstone, but that's also because I was only 11 when Road House came out.

When you talked to Sam Elliott, did you find yourself just slowing falling in love with him?  Soothed and aroused by the timbre of his voice?

Yeah the real problem here is that the characters are basically "hot LA cutouts" with no actual personality or danger or anything.  I need a Xander. A Jayne. A Willow. A SOMEFUCKINGBODY WITH A GODDAMNED PERSONALITY.

do you pronounce that band as "Churches" and write it off like some sort of Bvlgari dick move or is it my preference, and current resolution to refer to them as "Chuh-verches'

I'm a lady and I think she's a fucking hack.  I HAVE BETRAYED THE THIRD WAVE.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PERSON.  HE IS RECOMMENDING YOU WATCH JUNO WHICH IF YOU CONSULT YOUR "SHOULD ALIENS INVADE" SAFETY MANUAL IS SIGN #3

This looks like something I would have totally watched had the name "Diablo Cody" not been attached.

oh god, button it down, Aaron Paul, you're embarrassing me.