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Fertility
It's interesting (and one more sad statement about women and their place in this fucked-up universe Big Love portrays, and in Utah and Mormon culture in general) that nobody is bringing up the fact that Bill's all old.

That would be awesome. Get it, Margene. That guy is ridiculously hot.

@Norse God

Re: casual sex

No, you're not the only one. I know very nice married ladies who still wake up before their husbands every morning and put on makeup first thing, and I know women who have been married years and have never farted in front of their spouse.

Oh BURN. Good luck self-installing baseboards with that loser hanging around!

"the feeling that I'm pissing my life away on a terrible person who isn't worth the time. "

You are clearly underexposed to shitting euphemisms if "bust a dook" is that disgusting.

Dating & Love
I am a married lady, so I can not speak for the currently single, but Jesus wept, I am so glad I don't have to deal with that shit anymore. Not only the dating disasters (at least those made good stories) but that awkward "are we a couple" hookup time where you're spending nights at each other's

So all of your single dude friends and all of your married dude friends put on this stupid facade when they get around other dudes like all "haw haw I love fuckin' ladies" and then become real, actual humans with emotions when they're not posturing?

Plastic surgery? Bad plastic surgery and botox and then the horrific juxtaposition of trying to emote through a toxin-induced mask?

Yeah. I read the Economist (well, most of it, I kind of skip Central America, because really, I just don't care) every week when I get it in my fucking mailbox.

I appreciate the skill and depth of this anti-woman troll.

Seriously guys, do we really have to explain to you that tall dudes tend to have bigger junk? Proportionality and all that?

Why the fuck is it offputting if the Economist is advertising on the AV Club?

Seriously, Jet Blue is the best as far as discount airlines go.

Yes. It gets cold as shit there, I think it's just they film the show in the summertime.

I don't know, man. I am liking the women more and more the more they assert her independence. Nikki saving her daughter and wearing that outfit gave me a little thrill at her newly expressed independence, and the theme of all these women waking up to the power they actually have in their own lives and in their

What's surprising is that Mireille Enos is, apparently, Mormon. Man, you must get a shit ton of flack from the church for being in this show, which is increasingly (and deservedly so) hostile to LDS.

I thought it was funny how once Nikki decided to dress like a whore suddenly she was super fashion-forward and very current hipstery.