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Through God, all things are possible.  And by "God," I mean scripts.

I'm a little surprised Ross and Chandler had that many, and that Rachel had that few.  As for Joey, I'm betting there are a ton of .5s in that total.

#2 and then #1, got it.  Glad this guy didn't take that approach.

I find Shoshanna quite likable, but that's probably because she got so little development in season 1.  I agree about the other three characters, especially Jessa, but I don't think it's quite so simple as an issue of moral inferiority.  It's a coming of age sort of thing where the Girls are still figuring out who…

Gunshots for show, decapitations for a pro.

Ah, uh, hello, children!

Marvin Marvin?  Are you sure one of those isn't supposed to say "Martian"?

I think he could turn out to be sympathetic and make a good argument.  Hannah is frequently sort of dumb, after all (i.e., is intentionally written as such).  So just because she's gonna go on a "self-righteous, defensive rant" doesn't mean it'll necessarily be a cogent one.

So they had a problem with Britta's basically-Finn ancestry, huh?

Lena Dunham loves Donald Glover because he makes Steve Urkel look like Malcolm X?

Seems like it'd be impossible to add any black characters to the cast at this point without it being a "thing," in light of the complaints that have already happened.  I think this idea for them to have a "meta" conversation is probably the best way to go about fixing the problem (if indeed it is a problem), rather…

I could actually imagine Dunham tweeting a picture with Glover in Colbert's "my __ friend" pose.  Probably never happen, but it would make me love her.

Because Wobbuffet.

The dance of joy seems to have changed a lot over the years…

I believe that would be a "suck."

Perfectly acceptable behavior in France.

Ride the walrus!

I'd been having a hard time remembering what happened to Shelly, but I think Mary-Eunice said something in this episode to the Monsignor about using his rosary on Shelly, and it gave me a vague recollection that he strangled her to death with it.  Not entirely sure about that, mind you.

The mutants are dead too, Todd.