Well ain't that just the proverbial last straw.

So, I was sitting here thinking that I would be a much happier person if Eva Amurri-Martino had fucked me when I was 13.  Then I thought, but maybe that's only what I think, having not actually had the experience.  From there, I started wondering, do women have those kinds of thoughts?

So, I was sitting here thinking that I would be a much happier person if Eva Amurri-Martino had fucked me when I was 13.  Then I thought, but maybe that's only what I think, having not actually had the experience.  From there, I started wondering, do women have those kinds of thoughts?

The way you type "JINGLEBELLJINGLEBELLJINGLEBELL" makes it sound like death metal.

The way you type "JINGLEBELLJINGLEBELLJINGLEBELL" makes it sound like death metal.

Keep confirming and denying things.

Keep confirming and denying things.

I despise that song.  It single-handedly ruined Home Alone.  I think it was featured in that movie, right?

I despise that song.  It single-handedly ruined Home Alone.  I think it was featured in that movie, right?

Ha, he is funny.  Wouldn't have guessed; thanks for the tip.

Ha, he is funny.  Wouldn't have guessed; thanks for the tip.

Hmm, leather pants… all I remember is that awesome angel costume, and then the bra and panties after she got tied to… some sort of hydraulic lift?

Hmm, leather pants… all I remember is that awesome angel costume, and then the bra and panties after she got tied to… some sort of hydraulic lift?

Hm, I thought Neeson fared just as poorly as the rest.  McDiarmid seemed like the only actor who got to have much fun in those movies, perhaps excepting the saber fight participants.  I guess the voice actors probably had fun too (Boss Nass and General Grievous, at least)

Hm, I thought Neeson fared just as poorly as the rest.  McDiarmid seemed like the only actor who got to have much fun in those movies, perhaps excepting the saber fight participants.  I guess the voice actors probably had fun too (Boss Nass and General Grievous, at least)

I like this fellow.  I loved Idle Hands; though I haven't seen it recently, and I expect I won't like it as much upon review.  I also loved Final Destination, and also haven't seen it in a long time, though I suspect it'd hold up well enough, sequelitis notwithstanding.  Didn't know he was on Nikita.  I really should…

I like this fellow.  I loved Idle Hands; though I haven't seen it recently, and I expect I won't like it as much upon review.  I also loved Final Destination, and also haven't seen it in a long time, though I suspect it'd hold up well enough, sequelitis notwithstanding.  Didn't know he was on Nikita.  I really should…

What if you put a nail in the middle of the plus sign and flicked it so it spun around and then you solved the equation while it was still spinning?

What if you put a nail in the middle of the plus sign and flicked it so it spun around and then you solved the equation while it was still spinning?

I'd say that's about where The Soup falls.  And I imagine Ice Loves Coco might hit that high point every now and then.