Perry!  Perry!  Perry!  I've got the bloodlust!

"Wow.  That's awful."

"Liquor before beer, never fear.  Beer before liquor, throw up quicker."

"Liquor before beer, never fear.  Beer before liquor, throw up quicker."

"So you've had the best, and now you want the— wait a minute."

Leveling the playing field, Brendon.  Leveling the playing field.  Hm?  Brendon?

Wait… was Ben Jack's father?

Was Shannon's death engineered because Maggie Grace wanted out?  I always assumed the writers did that because they could never figure out a way to make her into a worthwhile character (especially with Boone dead).

Season 3 finale, "Coffins And Cradles," when Linda is just about due to give birth to Brendon's half-sibling, of whom we never hear a single word thereafter.

And I'll race
To feel alive!

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus Are you saying that you think there's a big overlap between The Soup's audience and that of the shows it mocks?  That would surprise me.  I'd expect that most of The Soup's viewers are only familiar with those reality shows and whatnot from their limited exposure to them…

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus Are you saying that you think there's a big overlap between The Soup's audience and that of the shows it mocks?  That would surprise me.  I'd expect that most of The Soup's viewers are only familiar with those reality shows and whatnot from their limited exposure to them…

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus And hanging on the passenger sides of their best friends' rides, trying to holler at America.

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus And hanging on the passenger sides of their best friends' rides, trying to holler at America.

Web Therapy is only a little scripted.

Web Therapy is only a little scripted.

Robotic fingers would be cool.  Although I don't think my heart could handle it if they turned out looking like those ones in Ghost In The Shell.  Those things were freaky as hell.

Robotic fingers would be cool.  Although I don't think my heart could handle it if they turned out looking like those ones in Ghost In The Shell.  Those things were freaky as hell.

"Sub-Entourage," fuck.  Your words cut deep, Sims!

"Sub-Entourage," fuck.  Your words cut deep, Sims!