Next time I get pulled over for speeding, I'm going to refuse to cooperate until the cop delivers a humorous one-liner first.
Apostate
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The correct grammar is:
You really ought to get your broken light fixed.
The correct grammar is:
You really ought to get your broken light fixed.
The best four songs from Lightning and from Puppets?
The best four songs from Lightning and from Puppets?
The lone song I can't stand on that album is The Thing That Should Not Be.
The lone song I can't stand on that album is The Thing That Should Not Be.
Which ones? The only one that I remember having bad sound quality was …and Justice for All. And that wasn't exactly an early album either.
Which ones? The only one that I remember having bad sound quality was …and Justice for All. And that wasn't exactly an early album either.
The Twin Moons of Arnothe over My Hamfast Gamgee
The Twin Moons of Arnothe over My Hamfast Gamgee
Derp
Derp
It means we should come up with better porn titles for this movie, duh!
It means we should come up with better porn titles for this movie, duh!
Every time you tell an emo video game to fuck itself, somewhere an emo dies.
Every time you tell an emo video game to fuck itself, somewhere an emo dies.
Yeah! Get a haircut, you… uh… hippie?
Yeah! Get a haircut, you… uh… hippie?
Hellno