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Mr. Hermateeowish
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Mourn ya till I join ya

Is he one of the Brotherhood? It seems like they are supposed to/will eventually have a bigger role.  

Maybe someone who has read the books can straighten this out, because I've never been quite clear:

I see it as a metaphor for the Teapot Dome scandal.  Also, -gate.

And clearly Baratheon was Bill Clinton, because he'll bang anything but his actual wife.  And Joffrey is Obama, because he was told told he's so special and important his whole life, despite not having actually done anything to earn that praise, and The Mountain is SEIU, because they'll go to any lengths of thuggery

It's flamebaiting because it's such a flimsy analogy.

Theon benefited from living with the Starks in that he was raised with a noble family instead of being killed, for starters. As far as his claim to succession, when Old Man Greyjoy kicked off, Theon would have not only been permitted, but aided by the Starks in taking his seat as Lord. Hell, Robb was going to help him

Also, there's probably going to be some rapes as a result. 

Xaxo Ducksauce doesn't have to be here trying to fund your conquest. He could spend his day taking a dump on a seat in the theater, and then waiting for someone to come sit in it.

It would be completely normal for us to not see her for 8 episodes in a row anyway.

Well, this has been informative.

How great would it be if the people of Winterfell defeated the Iron Islanders using the sewing trick from Three Amigos? "They're everywhere!"

dispozblcopy- Or talking about how you're a regular guy because of the bar you hang out at in your hometown in Deleware….except it closed 20 years ago.

George III isn't really a good example, because we're talking about the days when the king was the MF'ing king.  No Parliament.

Well it wouldn't fix the war with the other kings, but it would mean that the Lannisters were in the hands of Tywin and Tyrion.  They're all starting to see that there's only so much the family can do if Joffrey keeps undermining them.  
Tywin has been crystal clear from the first time we met him that the family is

She is realizing that even though she intentionally raised Joffrey to be an asshole, she didn't notice that he was also a psycho until it was too late.

Moses is not one of The Seven.

Jaime's real life wife is from north of The Wall.

It really was ridiculous.  This is the sort of stupid shit I expected from bad TV growing up in the 80's and 90's, but thought we had moved past. Same as last week when the Night's Watch men pulled the old "We'll just walk away and assume everything goes well with you killing our enemy by yourself, even though you

Well, Cersei seems pretty intent on Sansa being Joffrey's wife at this point. So on the one hand, that protects her from things like hand-chopping, but on the other, it means she doesn't get handed back to the Starks unless Joffrey is dead. 
Of course, I'm not sure how much of this Mamma Stark is supposed to know. As