It's pronounced Coe-ven

So - DOOM is great, Doombots, not so much. I concur.

Hrmm, now that I think about it, I can see why you would read it that way. Can't help but wonder if the writers had the same debate (but, lamer, it was probably just that the network censors thought "cocaine" wouldn't fly on prime-time).

Oh, no! Not middlebrow! Shit, I can enjoy lowbrow ironically, highbrow genuinely, but if I enjoy middlebrow… I must not be superior to everybody else! Oh, well, time to go comment on the Rolling Stone website.

Gotta disagree: "…or candy!" is funnier. Bugs me every time I watch the pilot pilot.