The Aristobats

There's a reason why the live action DC movies do not have many defenders.

AMC: America's Worst Theater Chain.

This just reminded me that somewhere out there some alternate universe has Phil Hartman playing J. Jonah Jameson.

The last time this many people cared about a jeweled glove it belonged to Michael Jackson.

Basically, Jay Leno is Thanos in this bizarre alternate universe.

"I have a Shaq"
"We have a Hulk."

I, for one, look forward to Rudd promoting this movie on Conan with a clip from Mac and Me.

If they continue to lose audience at the same rate as they currently are, Zootopia will end up being a bigger hit than Batman v. Superman, as Zootopia has a bit of a lead still, and is holding onto it's audience well while BvS is… not.

Can't skip leg day.

I mean, I'm a Daisimmons shipper myself

AT US not WITH US

We lose the internet. We lose the internet every single day. The Japanese, they are killing us on the internet and our politicians do nothing. Let me tell you, if you elect me emperor of AV Club, we will make the internet great again, and we are going to have the most magnificent, wonderful viral videos, believe me.…

OH NO YOU DON'T!

But he doesn't make good movies, Mr. Meeseeks. And this movie is PAIN

Mr. Meeseeks, I'm trying to make a good Batman v. Superman movie, but Zach Snyder has creative control.

The A.V. Club

I'm a huge Sorkin fan, and I love this movie unapologetically. But Ted Cruz is awful.

" You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God." - Ted Cruz, after listening to his father too much.

So, mere minutes ago, Ted Cruz, when defending his wife from an attack from Donald Trump, quoted The American President.