May I suggest a slight alteration to Bane's voice? Something in a dialect most Americans can understand:

He was hit by/ he was struck by/ a smooth crimin…/wait, fuck.

Amplified Menstrual Cacophony, duh.

"I'm sorry for what you just saw" should be Scarborough's sign off every night, incidentally.

I hope Jesus got this long of an AV Club obit when he died.

Is the second episode the one with the tea lady? Cuz yeah, that one sucks.

*SPOILER ALERT*

Sorry, that was unduly harsh. My enthusiasm for Sherlock fucking Holmes betrays me.

How about Sherlock fucking Holmes?

Ya'll talkin' rule rekless, stuntmen.

A world where I can't stand idly by whilst one of my employees sexually assaults young boys under guise of a charity ostensibly created to help them is a world I don't want to live in.

Today on "Brett Ratner is a Douche,"…

This show's continued presence on TV is killing me in my fall premiere cancellation pool.

Nathan Drake: the most likable serial killer of all time.

Well, ok, as long as the commercials are good.

But what if, like, the rubble is actually falling UP INTO the bat-shaped sky and spontaneously assembling INTO BUILDINGS. Like, maybe the poster is actually representing Batman as a kind of omniscient god figure, reconstructing gotham in his own image.

This song
sounds like it was written and produced in a sweat shop specifically tasked with churning out iTunes top 10 singles.

2 Crass 2 Spurious

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I'd actually like to read this,
but I'll have to order it from Amazon. Too embarrassed to carry it to the bookstore check out counter.