Your mother wears really nice army boots!

Its Only Rigged If Its Them, Not Us!

Rigged! The Media Is Rigged!!

Could you say that again… with a little bit of mustard on your face?

Rudy also had to ask someone about the Statue Of Liberty joke.

Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news – they found your head.

Serious question:

The 400lb guy in the basement strikes again!

You know the rules: Melania didn't say it unless Michelle Obama said it first.

Thank you, Dr. Jasoomian, for your expert analysis.

Comrades!

You better check your aluminum foil hat, I think the aliens signals are seeping thru.

Suspense!

Bigly!

Unless you have something better than:

The Voting Dead!

The headline around the world is that Trump won't say if he will accept the results of the election. The implications of his attitude on this are staggering.

Sorry, not sorry!

Low energy Trump for 20 minutes was obviously a con, especially after the real Trump showed up. It was the same in the first debate. And then, she baited him and he showed his true crazy colors. He ducked questions and offered nothing of substance on policy.

Wrong!