Rip the baby right out of the womb 1, 2, 3, 4 days before its due!

No, you're the puppet!

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Stop whining.

Stop whining.

Don't remember where I saw it but it was comparison bites from the CNN and FOX interviews, saying the exact same thing in both.

I'll drink to that!

Has Barron Trump gotten the cyber to work yet?

Maybe not so bold but:

Stop whining.

They can blame losses on Trump but they'll know the real reason they've lost when they look in the mirror. They hitched their wagons to a clown car on fire; what did they expect?

Aren't American Horror Story and The Presidential Debates the same thing?

# Jasoomian is a nine-letter word that means

What's it like living in your fact-free world, Jasoo?

Early voting started today here in GA. Very good turnout, mostly Dems. There was along line in town. I'll be waiting for a couple of days but will be casting my vote soon. That is the important thing now: VOTE!

I don't know who's crush is greater: Winn and Superman or Cat and Clark. Either way, super-cute!

That's a lot of checks!

More rigged Jasoomian posts. Sad!

I heard it was all in nickels! And, they had candles that can't be blown out. A guy was making balloon animals. And, there was a pony!

Are you sure? It could be a plot by, I don't know… Aliens?