From what I understand, the Syrians were not allowing aid in and the cease-fire was in jeopardy before the bombing.

I still have nightmares about Gaga's Bowie "tribute."

No.

You may be right…

Hiddlesjesus, yes.

It wasn't anywhere near as good as the documentary, Made In America.

Jean Smart was robbed!

There is no such thing as reality!

I know I have… thank god!

Nominated for best boobs at an Emmy show, Tina Fey!

Not an emmy category, Tina. Just sayin',

The Good Place - cancelled!

Louie Anderson lifetime achievement award!

Trump me? Trump me? Trump you!

You must be confused, its Gary Johnson who buys his weed from the neighbor kid, Ismael.

Is that the dumbest, most non-sensical question you could think of?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

We're gonna be here awhile…

Where, Aleppo?

We at the Nincompoop Society take offense at that remark! Until you provide the authenticated proof that he is a complete nincompoop, we suggest you call him an idiot.