Don't worry, the monkeys will throw poop at them and turn the bombs into rainbows!

Not enough Hench People at Disney, Comcast, Fox, CBS?

Ugh!! Now I have that song stuck in my head!

Look, jasoomian has ham hands!

And, the punchline:

Secret video of the auction -

There's a lot you don't know, jasoomian!

How dare he multi-task?!?! When I'm president I won't be doing a damn thing. That's what Pence is for!"

His expert trolling didn't exactly work as many news outlets deleted the footage without airing any of it.

I've been asked, politely, to stand in for our compatriot, Sao Magnifico, who usually does the honors, and to ask you kindly to delete your account, asshole.

Visual proof he was flying the plane!

Spoilers!

Many people have said that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters, eventually they would write the complete works of jasoomian!

Someone had to blow-up the fake Hillary Clinton now that the real one died!

His hands are too big to push the buttons.

Rigged!

She'll have to kill all the cats on the supreme couch before she can take their catnip away!

Many people have said that whatever jasoomian posts is usually complete and utter horseshit.

When I need a good laugh, I watch our Comedian In Chief roast Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents dinner -

It would be funny if: