Sometimes it is a better version.

You think that if all the dumbshit trophy wives can fit in, then anybody can.

Except that Donald Glover did end up in the Spider-Man movie. I doubt Anna Kendrick will show up as somebody's uncle in the Squirrel Girl show.

They use the misspellings on expected-to-be low rated episodes so the ratings for those episodes don't bring down the average rating of the regular episodes.

That's what I was going to say. My Dad has always been both unwilling and largely unable to properly take care of himself and a household, so he's made sure to stack the wives pretty close together (none have died, they just get tired of his shit and leave). He had trouble being alone in his house for a single night…

Counterpoint: James Garner.

I'm 95% sure that was the severed head of Gregg Henry anyway.

I kind of imagine that most presidents prior to this one would never have seen similar 'visual statements' since the majority of them didn't seem to be glued to cable television every waking moment.

When my ex-wife was up for a job that needed security clearance, I got interviewed for close to three hours. And the next to last question was 'Has your ex-wife ever made any comments about taking up arms against the government?"

We're talking about an outrageous new paradigm.

He's going to fight that John C. Reilly/Jodie Foster movie?

I watched that 'Sleeping With Other People' movie on TV a few months ago, and I found myself getting progressively more angry at and more jealous of the random men Allison Brie's character was sleeping with. It was affecting me physically, which is beyond ridiculous for many reasons, including that I've never met…

Remember last year when we briefly thought we'd get new Rick & Morty episodes before the end of the year?

Gorsuch has some decent decisions in his past that have supported civil rights against state encroachment. He hasn't been overly friendly to innocence claims, but he doesn't give the police and prosecutors a blank check by any means (like Scalia very often did).

The dig at Clinton is more defamatory than anything Oliver said.

Well, my dad had a maze in our heavily fortified basement, but the cameras were only closed circuit and the footage was mostly just a bunch of hitchhikers crying and begging to be let go.

Dong? Where is my automobile?

You were right before.

Forget the glasses, when is my extensive Member's Only jacket collection going to be fashionable again?

Ed Begley, Jr will die when his wife murders him in his office. She will then try to frame Howard Hamlin for the murder, only to have Hamlin kill her on her yacht.