The leadership kept going to meetings tell us they wanted a deal that was worth six to ten times the DGA deal (which, by the way, included a pay raises, so we couldn't have been asking for small pay raises along).

Yes, I'm a WGA writer, one whose career took a huge hit in the last strike that ultimately gained very little (we had streaming residuals from the 2001 negotiations).

In the run-up to the '07 strike, the Guild had been posturing for months prior to the end of the contract, telling writers to get ready, etc. This time around, we didn't start hearing from leadership that they wanted to present a strike threat until about a month ago. And we didn't start negotiating until a couple of…

We were told that if we voted yes, it would avoid a strike.

And Jeff Richard has two whole days to write it and turn it in before the strike.

And then he finds himself doing some work for Craig Robinson while an imaginary Christian Slater buzzes around being all annoying and cryptic.

Better Carmax commercials than another 'Yogi Bear' movie (with TJ Miller).

Too many notes.

If he was any good at it, that first family wouldn't have moved away and just left him there to try to glom on to the next family that moved into the house.

Evicted from a trailer park. That's a really long way to fall.

I think it's a miracle that no one has suffocated him with a really large pillow. That's why I'm surprised he's lived so long.

I can't imagine Billy Bush ever using the term 'Holocaust Centers'

You'd never see Marvin, the best Bush, whining like that.

I'm impressed that the first three suggestions were all Oscar winners.

I don't know what they've got planned, but it seems like a bad sign that they've hired Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy for Episode IX.

If Peter Cushing wasn't nailed this his perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies.

I saw that one Freddie Prinze, Jr. movie where he fights space cats in the theater. It was not good.

Contrast these celebrations with the president's repeated denunciation of the (entirely fictional) celebrating in the aftermath of 9/11.

What's Grandma got going on that's so important back in bumfuck, Arkansas anyway that she can't just move closer and nip this whole situation in the bud.

The 'we didn't mention the Jews on purpose' back on Holocaust Remembrance Day was probably pushing things, too.