But synth soundtrack playing while he fucked it up would be awesome.

Ward.

I only know him from AUSA.

That's no film! That's a mini-series!

"but his wife says he “wanted nothing to do with that movie."

No. You're only allowed to like 'Major League III: Back to the Minors'

But it gives away the secret in the song (working 25 hours a day) making seeing the movie superfluous.

Is The Last Emperor the one with the butter rape everybody's talking about these days?

I've seen both 'Major League' and 'Secret of My Success' more times than I'd like to admit, and I never noticed that was the same lady.

It's not only an insulting argument, but it fails to touch on so many aspects of the case itself that it doesn't make a whole lot of sense in terms of the case he was supposed to be weighing in on. It was like he couldn't resist taking a shot at "inferior" African-Americans.

Restaurants giving away food wouldn't have been an issue here in Dallas because restaurants meet the food safety requirements. But a Dallas city ordinance passed in 2005 required any organization wanting to feed the homeless to get permission from the city to do so, provide bathrooms, and to meet various safety and…

1212 Loop 12,

Or with the horses?

Remember Maeve, you daughter is in the 'Itchy' lot.

I was playing GTA Online the other day, and I could hear some kid with his microphone on getting chewed out by his mother who was apparently (until that moment) unaware of many of the things the game entailed.

Yeah, there was something similar recently about local regulations that prevented people from feeding the homeless because if you're distributing meals, those meals need to be cooked in a "commercial' kitchen that has passed all the safety and cleanliness requirements.

I couldn't decide whether to read that post in Peter's voice or in Brian's voice, so I just skipped it.

At one point, someone talks about Frank dying in a car crash a few years prior.

Last week, I mention the Brady Bunch, and then Carol Brady dies.

And now you've jinxed them.